He had a raging boner, but I had no idea about the whole morning wood thing yet.
Why do we even call them that? So I approached the quarterback of the football team at the Winter Wonderland dance and whispered in his ear that I wanted to give him head.
As you can imagine, I was very popular for a while.
I remember feeling poked when he approached.
After I gave my first handy at 11, I became fascinated by penises.
I wanted to see as many as I could as quickly as possible.